DUN DUN! (Or whatever that "Law & Order" sound is)

WANTED
by RPC, CMAA, FBI, CIA, CBS, MTV, NHL, PPM, USB, and FTD

for TEMPO EVASION [1] / FLAT SINGING / ICE SHAVING / MILK SKIMMING / "NEVADA" MISPRONOUNCING

Sandra "The Needle" Turner and Paul "The Shiv" Turner [2]

They are considered unhinged and ridonculous. If spotted, ignore 'em.

REWARD: Get real.

Just our "mug shot" from our recent visit to the fascinating Mob Museum in Las Vegas; Kathy thought it worthy of a post. To make this at least a little more related to RPC, St. Bridget offers Sunday EF Masses in Las Vegas, if you're there in the future.

And here's that Law & Order "dun dun" noise.


[1] Hey, if they got Al Capone for tax evasion...(Thanks to Mark "The Canary" Blocker)

[2] Thanks in part to the Mob Museum's Mob Nickname Generator.