We heps yu singz better hoomin muzik. Kthxbai.

Need help with your non-chant musical notation? Look no further than our fine furry friends, happy to help you out when they're not otherwise all over the interwebs:

Musical Notation, As Described By Cats

(Source: Trumpet Angst on Tumblr. Hat Tip: former RPCer Sarah Beasley.)

Oh, the title is written is my best LOLspeak, the invented language of LOLcats, er, "kittehs." Believe it or not, there is an effort to translate the entire Bible into LOLspeak. I'll only post as much as I think will not cause lightning to strike me:

Genesis 1: Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat [1] maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

*Paul heads to confession

If you need help with "LOL," you might as well pack up your computer and return it now, er, nao, k?

[1] Usually a white cat, as opposed to "Basement Cat," usually a black cat.